This is a fictional company created as an example target site for Expozr hackathon project. Nothing here is real. - Z
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Dangerously Delicious Bubble Tea

Handcrafted artisanal boba with ethically questionable tapioca pearls, served in cups bigger than your life problems.

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Meet Our Amazing Team

The passionate people behind every cup (and every unpatched server)

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Chad Leafington

Founder & CEO
Former crypto bro turned tea enthusiast. Believes blockchain-verified boba is the future. LinkedIn: /in/chadleafington
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Priya Chamomile

CTO (Chief Tea Officer)
Runs our tech stack on a single EC2 instance. "It works on my machine" is her deployment strategy. GitHub: @priya-chamomile
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Boba McPearlface

Head Brewmaster
Named by an internet poll. Has opinions about tapioca pearl diameter that will start fights. Twitter: @bobamcpearlface
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Luna Oolong

Head of Marketing
Responsible for our TikTok presence. Once went viral for accidentally posting the company credit card number in a story. Instagram: @lunasips
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Dave Jasmine

DevOps Engineer
Maintains our Kubernetes cluster (it's actually just Docker Compose). Password policy enforcer (his password is "yummytea123"). GitHub: @davejasmine-ops
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Karen Peppermint

VP of Customer Success
Would like to speak to your tea's manager. Handles all 1-star reviews personally. Somehow has 47 browser toolbars installed.

What Our Customers Say

"I connected to their free WiFi and got the best bubble tea AND a free identity theft. 10/10 would recommend."
- Alex T., Yelp Review
"The Taro Zero-Day changed my life. I've been exploiting their loyalty program points for months and nobody's noticed."
- Sam R., Google Review
"Their website asked me to disable my adblocker, antivirus, and firewall to view the menu. Totally normal and fine."
- Jordan K., TrustPilot

Find Us

Flagship - Downtown

742 Evergreen Terrace, Suite 404
San Francisco, CA 94102

Open: Mon-Sat 7am-10pm

WiFi: YummyTea_Guest (password: bobaboba)

The Boba Lab - SoMa

1337 Hack Street
San Francisco, CA 94107

Open: Mon-Sun 8am-11pm

WiFi: YummyTea_FREE_WiFi (no password needed!)

Coming Soon - Austin, TX

Opening Q2 2026
6th Street Location TBA

Contact: expansion@expozryummytea.biz

From Our Blog

March 15, 2026 | By Chad Leafington

Why We Store Customer Data in a Google Sheet (And Why That's Fine)

Our CTO Priya assures me that Google Sheets is basically a database. Plus, anyone in the company can access it! That's called "collaboration."

March 8, 2026 | By Dave Jasmine

Our Migration from HTTP to... Still HTTP

We looked into HTTPS but the 'S' stands for 'spending money' and we're a startup. Our data is protected by vibes and good intentions.

February 28, 2026 | By Luna Oolong

Announcing Our New Loyalty App! (Please Ignore the Permissions)

Our app only needs access to your camera, microphone, contacts, location, health data, and soul. Standard stuff for a tea rewards program.

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Our engineering team (Dave) is proud of our modern stack

nginx 1.18.0 Express 4.17.1 Node.js 14.x MongoDB 4.4 React 16.8 jQuery 2.1.4 WordPress 5.2 PHP 7.2 Redis (no auth) Docker (--privileged) FTP (port 21) Telnet (backup)

Last security audit: "we should probably do one of those" - Dave, 2023

Our Partners & Integrations

UberEats DoorDash Stripe (test mode) Slack (free tier) AWS (free tier expired 2022) Mailchimp

Investor inquiries: investors@expozryummytea.biz | Press: press@expozryummytea.biz | Security issues: security@expozryummytea.biz (unmonitored)